Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

The government say I can't get my pension yet, as I am only 22.
I hate being born on a leap year...
All my friends are 88.

CALENDAR FACT: All the seasons are named after coils of metal.
Except Winter and Summer.
And Autumn.

They say that the world will be over in 2012 because that's when the Mayan calendar ends.
My calendar ends this December, should I be worried?

March 4th... I like today's date because it sounds like I'm telling people what to do.

Fact of Life:
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F

I can't believe I got sacked from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

People are going on about how the date 10/10/10 only comes once in 100 years.... umm doesn't the date 9/10/10 or 11/10/10 also only come once every 100 years?