After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your calibre?"
What's a circus master's favourite type of cigarette?
A roll-up.
Went into a party shop earlier and was horrified at the prices of Balloons..
The rate of inflation on them is ridiculous.
I was looking through the employment section of the paper today and saw a vacancy for an acrobat,
I thought, perfect, I could do that standing on my head..
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
Because he couldn't get his Stilton.
On my first day as a human cannonball my boss said, "I'm going to have to let you go."
"You can't fire me," I replied.
"That's exactly why I'm letting you go," he said.
My eight year old son told me there was nothing scarier than a clown.
One night, whilst he was sleeping, I hung a dead clown above his bed.
Safe to say, I won that debate.
The phrase: "act your age, not your shoe size" is severely negated by the actions of clowns.
A clown tried to start a fight with me earlier today.
I said: "Listen mate, you don't want to fight me. I'll make you look silly."
A drunk clown walks into a shop next to a bar.
The shopkeeper says 'This Jokes gone one step too far'
There's been talk at the circus of making our extreme knife throwing act redundant.
I'm currently facing the axe.
I started my new job as a clown today, and I found my feet immediately.
Not surprising, really, they're bright red and absolutely enormous.