Circus Joke

After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your calibre?"

Circus Joke

What's a circus master's favourite type of cigarette?
A roll-up.

Circus Joke

Went into a party shop earlier and was horrified at the prices of Balloons..
The rate of inflation on them is ridiculous.

Circus Joke

I was looking through the employment section of the paper today and saw a vacancy for an acrobat,
I thought, perfect, I could do that standing on my head..

Circus Joke

Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
Because he couldn't get his Stilton.

Circus Joke

On my first day as a human cannonball my boss said, "I'm going to have to let you go."
"You can't fire me," I replied.
"That's exactly why I'm letting you go," he said.

Circus Joke

My eight year old son told me there was nothing scarier than a clown.
One night, whilst he was sleeping, I hung a dead clown above his bed.
Safe to say, I won that debate.

Circus Joke

The phrase: "act your age, not your shoe size" is severely negated by the actions of clowns.

Circus Joke

A clown tried to start a fight with me earlier today.
I said: "Listen mate, you don't want to fight me. I'll make you look silly."

Circus Joke

A drunk clown walks into a shop next to a bar.
The shopkeeper says 'This Jokes gone one step too far'

Circus Joke

There's been talk at the circus of making our extreme knife throwing act redundant.
I'm currently facing the axe.

Circus Joke

I started my new job as a clown today, and I found my feet immediately.
Not surprising, really, they're bright red and absolutely enormous.