Daniel Petric shot both his parents in the head after they took away his copy of Halo 3.
Double Kill!

It's the last time I play poker with an origami expert.
All he did was fold.

Video games are ruining my life.
Luckily, I still have two left.

I love call of duty. I don't play the game myself but it means that there are a lot more bored girlfriends out there looking to get laid.

Well I've just got my new iPhone4 and so far I haven't had any problems with the recep

People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping.

I offered my computer a sandwich today.
It took a Megabyte.

Microsoft users have been proven right for once. They always said Steve Jobs couldn't build a computer to save his life.

Now that most computers have touchscreens, websites should make their advertising links look like smudges.

Today is the 30th birthday of the ZX Spectrum.
I'll look in on mine later; that first game might have loaded by now.

I had a spider on my keyboard.
I have it under Ctrl.

New iPhone 4S bug - screen displaying yellowish tint.
Similar to Steve Jobs a few weeks ago then.

I'm Wikipedia, and Windows were actually the Romans' idea.

I bought a great new holder for my apple and blackberry
its called a fruit bowl

Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they'd broken one of my keyboard keys.
I onder hich one.

An Apple store was broken into and 10,000 worth of merchandise was stolen. The police are confident they can recover both computers.

What is iPad?
iPad is thin.
iPad is beautiful.
iPad goes anywhere and lasts all day.
iPad is not my wife.

What's the difference between T-mobile and the human centipede?
The human centipede actually connects people.

Bluetooth phone mini-headsets.
Blurring the line between the technologically adept and criminally insane schizophrenia.

Database Latency again...
There are 540 of you looking at this page.
It's usually about 800 when there's too many,
One of the gameboys they use for servers must have run out of battery.

The spell czech on my computer has never failed me.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I dont want to have to restart my collection.

If we all end up going to jail for downloading music, I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

I was looking inside my computer yesterday and I burnt my finger on my processor.
It Mhz.

My sister warned me the other day that the police are cracking down on illegal downloads and that I should delete all my songs just in case.
Yeah, if the cops seize my P.C, illegally downloaded music'll be the least of my worries.