Apple have announced that they have come up with a new idea for iPad owners who thought the iPhone was too small.
An iTest.

All female athletes racing in London 2012 have been given free Sat Navs
So they can find the finish line

Want to plan your route through a forest infested with poisenous bees, whilst half naked and having to carry the stripper you got knocked up the night before because you're trying to escape from the man-eating beaver humming the pink panther theme tune?
There's an App for that.

Blackberry is now as usefull as a Nokia 5110, BUT! without Snake.....

Blame Europe for these ridiculous new laws about websites using cookies...
But surely it's the Americans' fault no-one calls them by their proper English name, biscuits.

So Microsoft say they'll fix the red ring for free for three years after purchase.
Anyone got a box big enough for a 9 year old?

I had my first computer lesson today.
It wasn't bad but I spent the first 20 mins putting the letters in the right order.

When my PC was taken away for repair, the company said they'd send me something to replace it while it was being fixed.
I should probably cleared my browsing history, because the next day they sent me a copy of "Barely Legal".

Because I don't work and I sit around playing computer games all day I balance the feelings of guilt and shame by playing 'Career Mode' between the hours of 9.00am - 5.00pm

I'm sad that videos have been replaced, I used to love saying to people, just before going out, "I'm just gonna use my head cleaner".

When my friends on Facebook make Status' about how annoyed/angry/upset they are i like to make sure i let them know where they've gone wrong with their grammar. Just to see the reaction.

Tipped my Facebook addicted mate over the edge last night.
I liked the link instead of the picture.

Blackberry Messenger is out of action again...
That server goes down more than my mrs.

What do you call someone who owns an iphone?
It doesn't matter, they won't answer.

I saw this great film at the weekend about cyber-bullying.
I think it was called 'The Terminator' or something.

I picked up a 99p copy of Avatar the other day.
Compared to the 1080p version, the quality is atrocious.

I sent someone the web address of a picture of red bull and sugar
It was a hyperlink

Miracles all around.
Family members sitting back together
People actually speaking to each other over lunch and dinner
60% less driving accidents
Police having to search for a new reason to bust people.........
It's amazing how a 3 day BB crash change the world

I'll never be up to scratch with the computer age.
In my day, you used Trojans to protect yourself from viruses.

I've just had a go of a remote control car that used to be a computer console.
It was a Mega Drive.

Added my first friend on Facebook- my mum.
Now I can change my relationship status!

Just finished watching the video of Colonel Gaddafi and its safe to say that I am disgusted..
240p render quality, I mean I knew the rebels where under equipped but jeeez..

IN THE NEWS : Peter Sutcliffe has been selling copies of CD's and MP3s in Prison to his innmates.
It seems there is no end to the Yorkshire Ripper.

Was asked the question today.....
"Whats the biggesy icons of the 21st century?"
"Phone, Pad & Pod" Wasnt the answers they were looking for!

I just added Bigfoot as a friend on Facebook.
He really needs a clearer profile picture.