This year saw Apple Inc become the richest company in the world.
It is rumoured that they now have so much money that they can even afford to buy one of their own laptops.

Breaking News!!! Manchester City release new web browser that claims to be the safest in the world........ having no history to delete at all.

I've just bought a new hard drive for my computer, but I've come to realise that the instruction manuals are getting more and more complicated nowadays.
I mean, I just don't know that many languages.

I bought a robotic chauffeur who runs entirely on Windows.
He's a software driver.

A Swedish commedian just made fun out of Steve Jobs, saying that he was going to have an interactive tombstone called diePad.

You know you're old when an etch-a-sketch is easier to use than an iPad.

I came home from work today and my wife said, "I think I've exceeded my bandwidth."
"Don't worry love," I replied, "I'll buy you a larger skirt tomorrow."

My girlfriend tried an Ipad at weekend. Said it wouldnt fit in her knickers properly.
Iv told her to stick to tampax in future.

BBC NEWS:
Chinese teenager 'sells kidney to buy iPad and iPhone' .... daft bastered he should have just done a survey!

Tumblr - A website for teenage girls to express their individuality and uniqueness by posting things that other people have created, also posted by thousands of other teenage girls.

Sky News: Briton 'Ran Social Nework Site For Paedos'
Or "Sickipedia," as we like to call it

Kinect for Xbox 360.
Because real exercise just isn't virtual enough

So the faulty i-phone 4 model is being recalled.
I was unaware anyone had managed to call one in the first place.

Next time I'm on a job interview and they ask my accomplishments, I'm going to say "don't know if you know this, but Windows 7 was my idea".

A friend and I were discusing how much technology was advancing these days when he said
"Soon we'll be downloading water from the tap".
"Well it's already in sync" I replied.

My brother refuses to work these days.
I should get a new printer.

Tom-Tom have thought of everything. Not only is there a map showing you which way to go, but there are also voice directions so that blind drivers know which way to go. Especially the ones in BMW's.

I thought I was sick making jokes about the Ethiopian aeroplane, but then the Sickipedia website comes along and trumps me by doing an impression of it.

I always feel like I'm getting tested for STDs when I run a virus scan on my computer.

I helped the guy next door set up his new wireless broadband yesterday - he hasn't got a clue about computers.
It's really quick though, we're both pleased with it.

Just bought one of those cheap knock off iPhones from a site in china for 100 quid.
Don't care what you say the samsung galaxy looks alright.

Sickipedia, bringing you 20 world cup jokes followed by an off-topic joke from a ginger.

Governments that try to censor the Internet are SOPAthetic.

When IT technicians get married, instead of saying 'I do' they say 'I accept the Terms & Conditions'.

I bet Gaddafi regrets allowing his iPhone to use his current location.