I just noticed people joining the "i shouldn't be aloud a phone when im drunk!" group on Facebook...
Well I don't think they should be ALLOWED to make a group unless they can spell properly

Jokes that take up a lot of room on the front page are like desperate fat birds:
The bigger they are, the faster they'll go down.

Sickipedia on your mobile phone; like having a ginger hating rapist pulling wisecracks in your pocket...

Went round my mate's house to see he'd had a rain forest installed in his living room complete with snakes, monkeys and tree frogs. I said: "So, your Amazon order finally arrived."

Sickipedia's server
About as stable as Heather Mills with termites
(The first few times I tried posting this, I got the 'lost connection to the database' error. I think i've made my point.)

I hate it when people pull me up for telling sick jokes. I mean just because it's not their sense of humour doesn't mean we should be persecuted does it?
I always just say, you've either gotta laugh or cry.
And crying is for poofs and woman.

Jokes on Sickipedia are kind of like my 8 year old daughter.
Technically, not mine, but I still use them in front of my mates.

My boyfriend came round with his 8 mates the other night and were trying to explaining something about a joke.
After an hour i had to lie and say i got the joke as i was getting sore down there and he was getting angry.
His mates are coming round next week when he`s at work to try explain again.

I may as well invite the Sickipedia moderators around to my house. I have a dead body here I don't know what to do with and they have a habit of making things disappear.

I don't get why anybody on the internet would pretend to be someone they're not in order to prey on naive children.
Then again, I'm probably just too young to understand.

Ok right, there's this internet site, thats a complete rip off of sickipedia.
The funny thing is sickipedia wont allow me to tell you guys so we can crash their server as I'm interested if they ripped off the 'Database Latency Too High' message too.
Go to britology . com... you'll see

I like making myself look like a genius by taking a video of myself messing up a rubix cube and then playing it backwards.

I think I've been spending too long on the internet.
Every time I meet a Nigerian I immediately say, "Sorry to hear about your father."

I took some naked photos of my girlfriend the other night.
She said, "Promise me you won't put them on your Facebook profile?"
"I promise!" I insisted.
The next day we broke up.
She never said anything about putting them on HER Facebook profile.

Just seen this facebook group:
''Can this egg get more fans than Katie Price?''
The egg has already been laid, I think it's only fair to give everyone else a chance.

They say Google is the most powerful search engine in the world so I thought I'd test this by searching:
'Hard working honest black male'
Not so powerful now, are you google?

Sometimes when I look at the Sickipedia front page in the early evening it makes me wish that this country would learn to be more like America.
Perhaps a few high school shootings to start the ball rolling.

It's a pity the allied forces didn't use wikipedia to find hitler. We'd have won the war in under 5 clicks.

How come I'm always the 999,999th visitor on the same website?

I've made millions from my own home in the Cook Islands, by creating an Apple themed singles website.
Come join us on: iLove.co.ck

Do hot Russian women get adverts saying "really unattractive white guys wish you exist and are waiting to meet up with you!" when they're watching family guy online?

So i just got a new job, 3rd one this week would you believe it.
I've been a teacher and given out plenty of detentions, i've been a poolboy, and I've been working in an office waiting until its just me and my secretary alone.
I'm beginning to think redtube is not based on real events.

Nothing says "I'm an obese, ugly and depressed woman with a face like a bag of spanners", more than having fantasy pictures of fairies and warrior princesses instead of real profile pictures on Facebook.

Me and my girlfriend have a great relationship.
We never stop talking to each other about things, and we both like things the other has to say, which is always good in a great relationship.
We send gifts to each other, the other day she sent me a cake, she's so lovely!
We do lots of things together, we bowl against each other, we like to do things at a local farm and help each other out, which any great couple would do.
We even like to hot it up a bit, like just the other day I was poking her for over an hour.
I love Facebook.

With the suggestion of thickipedia being made for Americans, I'm sure that isn't low enough for people who live in southern states of America.
I propose that we banish them to 'hickipedia.org'