You know there's a problem when the only reason you login to Facebook is to post a joke that you know will inflame 90% of your Friend List.

Have you ever noticed that free online IQ tests are vastly decided by the final question....
When they ask for your phone number

Isn't it funny how the bloke who got ripped in 4 weeks also managed to have extensive plastic surgery and change his ethnicity at the same time!
Remarkable..

I tell my girlfriend everyday how lucky she is, as everytime Im surfing the internet there are always girls looking for me whether it be in russia or brazil

Thanks to Sickipedia, I can no longer enjoy watching the mongoloids slump off the special bus without thinking of punchlines.

Google Instant is rubbish, it thinks i'm searching for either holidays in 'portugal', a 'porsche' sports car or tickets to see 'portsmouth'.
Wrong, wrong and wrong again

I just got an email saying I'd won 9, 999, 999 from the Ugandan Lottery, I never even played! I'm so excited, I was going to tell my friends so perhaps they could win too, I just decided I'd save the surprise and send away all their credit card details.
Man are they gonna' love me.

My internet went down yesterday.
I think my cheap neighbour forgot to pay the bill. how irresponsible

A news report said that 954 offenders who should be in jail are still at large.
Strangely enough i haven't been able to get on sickipedia for the last half an hour because 954 people were looking at this page.

Whats Facebook and Sickipedia got in common?
They Both have dedication pages to dead people.

All the landmarks and millions of beautiful places on Google Earth, and the first thing everyone looks at is their own house.

I hate how my wikipedia page neglects to mention my love of skiing and focuses almost entirely on the whole kidnap/murder thing.

I have sickipedia and facebook next to each other on my favourites and sometimes get them a bit mixed up. Now i have no friends and a warrant out for my arrest.

Illegal downloading is getting worse these days, and I think it is disgraceful.
If you download a P.Diddy song, you're not only stealing from him, you're also stealing from whoever he stole it from in the first place.

Just saw the facebook group, "Since when was it cool to be a muslim and drink."
Since when was it cool to be a muslim?

Congratulations to Fles for reaching 10,000 points and the 'top users' list on Sickipedia. I never tire of his hilarious 'added comma' gag!

I was at the doctor's today, and he diagnosed me as having Sickipedia disease: it's the only disease where the sicker you are, the more chance you have of NOT being buried.

Is it just me that thinks sickipedia is getting too popular?
I mean I can't rip somebodys joke off in a pub now without somebody shouting duplicate across the bar

The least funniest person on Sickipedia is that guy who's always on the forums,
Mark Unread - he hasn't posted anything at all yet but he's on there all day long..

My wireless internet recently got kidnapped
We had a strong connection but I have no lead to go on

Sickipedia have released an update to their iPhone app, version 2.0. It's funny. I'd have thought they would go straight from version 1.0 to 1.6 or 2.3 or maybe even -0.8.

I see Sickipedia went down last night...
Good to see it was giving something back to its users.

I accidentally sold my kidneys on ebay and at first I could not comprehend the severity of the situation.
It took a while to filter through.

Putting a joke on Sickipedia is a bit like going shopping after dark in Brixton: if you don't get mugged in the first ten minutes, you've half a chance of surviving.

I might have to stop visiting Sickipedia.
It's not that the wife moans about it, or that my boss keeps catching me on at work, or even the Americans. Its just depressing to already know the jokes from my favourite TV shows before I get round to watching them.