BBC News: Nottinghamshire Police staff have staged their second walkout in a week as a protest against cuts.
They used to walk out every day, or Patrol as it was known in the old days.

I was learning to be patient
But then I thought, this isn't worth the wait.

In a bitter divorce my ex-wife said,
"...and I'll see to it that you'll never see our kids"
Never one to miss out on some irony, I got out my acid-filled water-pistol and squirted in her eyes.

The definition of irony:
A site full of people joking about how stupid others are, while every other joke refers to the 50,000 dead in Haiti as "half a million."

Wouldn't it be ironic if Bin Laden owned a Porsche 911?

Nothing worse than when someone starts a sentence with 'nothing worse than' but there are clearly worse things than that subject matter in existence

I have a friend called Emma Roids, its quite ironic how she died actually
Her smoke alarm blew up and burnt her house down

Cee Lo Green: im sorry i cant afford a ferrarai its cos im black and i dont earn that much

My girlfriend told me that I used irony to much.
So I stabbed her in the face.
Ironically, I now realise I could have thought of a much more ironic death for her...

A film on ITV1 just started. It contains several flashing images.
Ironically its called Pitch Black

If u call a city Bombay what do u expect?

I hate it when people try to sound intelligent by using sayings they don't understand.
When in Rome.

'2 cool for school Stationary'...
Ironically making your child uncool

The irony of drink driving, then having to phone the AA because you broke down

My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with marine life...
Oh well, there's plenty more fish in the sea...

My blonde girlfriend always worries when she goes to bed that she's going to wake up dead.

I can smell something burning......
I probably should get up and have a look, but I think the smoke alarm will let me know if it's important.

Soccer Aid, what a great show.
I get to watch a game of football, while every now and again laughing at clips
of black people dying.

I hate people who use this box as a way of making statements rather than posting an actual joke.

Next time you see Gamu will be on Red Nose Day, pregnant, full of AIDS and covered in flies.
And Cheryl will be there saying how awful it is. How ironic.

I've been told that I need to stop abbreviating words but I just cba.

Virtue never has been as respected as money.
That's why i always prefer money.

I always thought that M. Night Shyamalan was the master of films with a twist ending.
But it turns out, he's not.

A doctor and a sailor are both in love with the same attractive girl named Jane. The sailor had to go on a duty that would last a week. But before he left, he gave Jane seven apples.
"What have you given me seven apples for?" asked Jane.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" replied the sailor.

BBC Wales news: A Man from a local traveller camp in Merthyr Tydfil, dies from injuries received after falling off the back of his own lorry.
How ironic.