Man walks into a library and says "Hi im looking for a book on how to stop people interu..."
Librarian "Its over there"

A librarian walks into a library and says "Excuse me, do you have a book on role reversal?"

I have a dream.
A dream that one day, man may once again be able to enter the library without fear of rejection.

A man asks a librarian for a book on patience.
The librarian says,''It's not in yet.''
So the man says,''I'll wait.''

A girl came into the library and asked for the new 'Twilight' book,
I nearly threw a good book at her, but I didn't want to catch'er in the eye.

Man asks Librarian for a book on OCD.
Librarian says '' Gimme a minute and fifty two seconds''

David Cameron walks into a libary and askes for a book on irony, the librarian says: 'sorry, we are not a libary we are a barbershop now, because you closed all the libaries'.

A man walked into a library and asked for 33 books on Mine Rescue.
The librarian asked him, "Are you sure you want them all out?".

I just went to the library in my Town and asked for a book on library jokes...
Suprisingly they have all been borrowed.

Man goes into library & asks if they have any books on numbers. The librarian says, "One or two"

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on declining standards in modern day Britain.
From behind his Daily Sport, the librarian mumbles
"Get it yourself."

A man walks into a Library and after a few minutes says to the Librarian he can't find any books on Palestine.
The Librarian replies, " That shelf is currently occupied"

Man walks into a library and asks for a book on the Australian wilderness.
Librarian "I'll get it for you, its Outback"

A guy walks into a library and asks for a book about lying.
The librarian says "I'm sorry we don't have any books like that."

The British Library acquires 3 million new books each year, but they like to keep it quiet.

I've penned a few great novels in my time.
For which the library fined me heavily.

A German walks into a French library and asks, "Can I borrow a book please?"
The librarian replies, "Yes, just take the book and leave us alone. We want no trouble."

I'm a librarian with tourettes syndrome.
My life's a joke.

Kevin McGee goes into a library.
'Don't even bother asking,' says the librarian.

A man crossed the road towards a library but luckily got run over by a bandwagon.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on surgery.
The librarian says, "be careful when you open it, there's damage to the spine."

Terry Pratchett walks into a library and says " two for the circle and a pound of nuttalls mintoes please"
The librarian says "OOK"

I went for a CAT scan earlier.
I'm now being prosecuted by the RSPCA and banned from the library for the misuse of their photocopier.

A man walks into library,
"Do you have a book on schizophrenia?"
"We only have one, but they are both out at the moment."

a Muslim walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide bombing.
Librarian says '' This one will blow you away''