An American walks into a library.

A Sickipedian goes into a library and asks for a book on original jokes.
The Librarian says, "Sorry, i don't think that exists but here's a book about war/suicide/Madeleine McCann/Stupid Americans/Fat Americans/Gingers/Women"

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on fire.
Oh what a pity replies the librarian, its just gone out.

A man once said to me, "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library."
I thought, "That'll be a turn-up for the books."

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on the G spot?".
After an extensive search the librarian returns, " Cant find it."
Man : " Thats the one!"

A man walks into a bar and asks for a book on how to tell jokes properly

A Man walks into a library and asks for a book on 'diarrhea'
The Librarian says: " Yes but half the pages are missing"

They just opened a new African-American library in my neighborhood. It's truly amazing.
Largest collection of coloring books I've ever seen.

A Jew walked into a library to borrow a book, but couldn't find anything that generated enough interest.

A bloke goes into a library & asks if they have any books on inconclusive answers. The librarian says, "Maybe"

I went to the library to borrow a book on tortoises.
The librarian said, "Hardback?"
"Well of course ... but do have you any books on them?"

I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol.
That's the last thing I remember.

"BBC News - Library closure threats spark campaigns across England"
So no longer will a man be able to walk into a library and ask for a book on suicide...

An American takes his books back to the library.
"You were late." says the librarian.
"No, they were due back today." Protests the American.
"I was talking about World War One and Two."

Is it just me who feels sickipedia should add a "library" category?

Bloke walks into a library.
"How's business", he asks.
"You wouldn't believe it", says the librarian

Ricky Ponting walks into a library.
And the librarian says,"Looking for a book on suicide, aren't you ?"

A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got a book on card tricks?"
The librarian says, "Yes, pick one of these books, any book, look at it, then put it back in the pile."

A man walks into a Library and says:
'Excuse me......' To which the Librarian answers, 'A book on mind reading and telling the future? I can recommend this one here.'

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on rude insults.
The librarian says 'I'm sorry, I left it at your mother's house'.

Alexander McQueen goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide.
Must have been a good book.

An American sits at home stuffing cheeseburgers and watching TV, wondering what a library looks like.

An American drives past a library.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Bin Laden
The librarian replies "Sorry, it's already been taken out"

I've been trying to hire a librarian.
But they're all fully booked.