I tried avoiding vodka today but its 40% stronger than me.

Has anyone else noticed that most cars with a sticker saying "All valuable items have been removed from this vehicle" contain clearly visible valuable items.

Ive got a joke to keep Rabbis happy but I think its a jew placate.

Dont you think people these days look older, compared to say 10 years ago..........

It's been so hard to get on Sickipedia tonight that I even actually considered buying a t-shirt.

I cant see many racist jokes being submitted tonight, "This is England" is on film 4...

jokes about the spanish on sickipedia?
no way, jos

No matter how good you are, there's always someone better on youtube.

You know your going bald when you use more toothpaste than you do shampoo.

I saw a dirty car earlier and couldn't help but write 'Cleaned by the NHS' on the window.

Did you hear about the politician who promised that, if he was elected, he'd make certain that everybody would get an above average income?

It didn't happen if there isn't a joke on sickipedia about it

It seems waiting in line is the theme at most theme parks

I was mugged recently and I burst into tears and a Policeman came up to me and he said "I'm fining you 10.' I said
"For crying out loud."
He replied "Yes."

"I'd tap that" Said the News of the world journalist...

Today we celebrate the 40th anniversary of two American astronauts walking on a desert in New Mexico.

Do people with circular beds always get out of bed in the morning in a good mood?

Deliverance is the any good joke a key to.

You know you spend far to much time using sickipedia when you find yourself giggling at the obituary page . . . .

Being anemic, irony isn't my strong point.

I just quit my job at the tiddlywink factory...it was counter-productive.

I Wish That Maths Would Grow Up .. And Solve It's Own Problems .

A random man came up to me the other day and threw a handful of lego at me!
I really don't know what to make of this ?

Apparently Gemma McCluskie's agent has found lots of bit parts for her.

Boiled salmon.. now thats a different kettle of fish