I always end up arguing with cross eyed people. I can never see their point of view. Same with mutes, they've got nothing to say for themselves.

I've lost count of the amount of times discalculia has held me back at work.

Eat yellow snow,it could be beer.

Has anyone actually ever seen a storm in a tea cup?

How funny is the tag example on the add joke page now?!

Is it possible to be racist towards a black albino?

You're about as much use as a Nuns ovaries.

There's a lot to be said for mutes.

I couldn't stand losing my legs.

What do you call tights that are to big for you?

Irony: Like ironing but with more creases

Your wife is like Communism, everybody gets a share.

After that whale ate him, I bet Jonah cancelled his subscription to green peace.

I don't do jokes about pieces of wood in the corners of fields that don't belong to me.
That's not my style.

What group of people are more likely to commit crimes than any other?
criminals

I try to avoid deadlines when fisting.

Just took my neighbours lawnmower back round to him and he had a right go at me. I told him that if he didn't want me to borrow it then he should put a high quality lock on his shed door.

Theres something not right about that stroke patient

2 Men go into a pub and sit down to eat their lunches.
"Oi, you can't eat your own lunch here!" the barman says
the two blokes look at each other, then swap their lunches.

Do you know what game really winds me up?
Twister.

Trying to find a virgin is like looking for a white g string

'nice guys finish last' Well that's a first for me.

I had to laugh earlier.
I was inhaling nitrous oxide.

Fight Apathy! .... Maybe later

I hear the prices of hoovers has gone up,
that sucks.