The first rule of reverse psychology club is don't not talk about reverse psychology club

Little Johnny has just returned from a psychological examination.
"Well, Johnny," says his mother, "what did the psychologist say?"
"He said I had an Oedipus Complex," says Johnny.
"Just you forget that Oedipus rubbish!" says his mother. "The main thing is you love your mummy."

I asked my therapist never to tell anyone about my Oedipus complex.
He said 'sure, mum's the word'.

My psychiatrist said....
"Tell me, how long have you been having these hallucinations about seeing a psychiatrist?"

I'm not actually sure which is worse.
On my application form for Hull university to study psychology, where it asked why I wanted to study psychology, I put as a joke, "To get inside a girl's head, so I can get inside their pants".
Or the fact that they accepted me and gave me books on hypnosis as suggested reading.

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Reverse psychology