I was helping the behavioral scientist from next door, get his trailer on the drive.
"You're doing it all wrong," I said, "left is right and right is left."
I hate reversing a psychologist.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

One of my friends recently joined a study which focuses on the long term psychological effects of a hostile environment. Apparently, it's really good and he plans on signing me up for marriage counselling too.

I used to like reverse psychology, but now I do.

The death of Paul the Octopus will be inked all over the newspapers by tomorrow

My girlfriend always says you can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he's wearing.
I always say you can tell a lot about a person by the simplistic means they use to make judgements about people.