I think David Haye needs to fight one of the Klitschko brothers for the good of boxing
Its Vitali important

At the end of the day, bouncy castles are always one big let down.

A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.

I struggle to remember the meaning of interrogation.
It's torture.

What's the difference between a country and a continent?
I'm not incountry.

just won silver in the tradesman's olympic 100 metre final , i was neck an neck with the local shoe polisher up til halfway , but he managed to show me a clean pair of heels.

I love putting hyenas in old beer kegs.
It's a barrel of laughs.

I've never tipped a cow... then again ones never served me

I suppose when you've seen one lion catch an antelope, you've seen a maul.

I work at the top secret Headquarters for Jokes.
The Pun-tagon.

Grimsby's zoo are bragging they have the best looking chameleon in the world.
I can't see it myself.

Me & my mates had a game of "No Surrender" before.
I won hands down.

Whenever i'm feeling a little down...
The neighbour asks if they can have their disabled midget back.

A word of advice, never accept a cup of Joe from a cannibal

Been looking around town to get a spiderman costume.
No luck so gonna try the web.

I met my girlfriend on Runescape.
She was very into role play.

I was at a pub where a man was telling really bad limericks, so some guy got up and smacked him. It was poetic justice.

I'm supporting my local vegetarian store.
So I bought a stake in it.

I was up in court the other for punching a dugong. The judge said it was a crime against a manatee

There was a man wearing a rosette walking round the town centre today with a big sign saying
"Now is the time for change".
He looked like a right cheeky beggar.

Did you hear about the football coach that got gunned down last night on the south London playing fields?
That's the last time he keeps them back for shooting practice.

I sent my pet turkey to Bernard Matthews to learn some manners.
Hes now a reformed character.

Tell you something strange.
I was in my bathroom earlier and I heard weird noises coming from the sink... it was bizarre.
Then, I walked to the apartment window and noticed a man dressed in an all black suit with black shades, suspiciously walking around outside in the car park.
Beginning to think that someone might be phoning my taps...

What is up with erectile dysfunction?

When working in a team Im like an anorexic paedophile.
I always try to pull my weight.