Trigonometry jokes are a sine of the times.

My mate was doing some Science homework earlier.
I said, "Remember, the "f" in physics stands for fun."
He said, "But, there is no "f" in physics..."
I said, "Precisely."

Helium walks into a bar there's a bit of an atmosphere,
Helium rises above it.

What do I have in common with a neutrino?
We're both constantly penetrating your mum.

A light year.
Just like a regular year, but with fewer calories

"2016: NASA Mars survey confirms it's made of Chocolate, caramel and fudge"

Ever since I've started working at the resistor factory my colleagues have really helped me feel at ohm.

Emulsifiers
Making the unmiscible, miscible.

Solid, liquid, gas. They all matter.

Dont drink water while studying, Scientists say concerntration decreases when you add water.

A tachyon walks in to a bar.
The barman says "We don't serve tachyons in here."
The tachyon replies "You will tomorrow."

Red sky at night - light of shorter wavelengths is being dissipated by water vapour and atmospheric dust.
Red sky in the morning...
Same.

Science Fact:
If you took all of your veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

I read Quantum Physics.
But only for the particles.

Science has proof without any certainty.
Creation has certainty without any proof.

A new type of black hole has been discovered which is capable of spreading the Black Death.
That says one thing to me - a void like the plague.

Gravity is very humbling.
It really helps to keep your feet on the ground.

I'm positive I've lost an electron; I better keep an ion that.

I just found a cask of Nitrous oxide.
It's a right barrel of laughs

How do you tell the difference between an X Chromosome and a Y Chromosome?
Pull down their Genes.

I went up to a group of girls and told a them a chemistry joke, I didn't get a reaction

Black Holes,
proving that once you go black, you don't go back!

If you're building a time machine, take your time. What's the rush?

50% of Americans don't believe in the theory of evolution.
An extra 38% believe God uses evolution to create things.
So that leaves only a very small percentage who are well...
Correct.

First 'Habitable' planet found.Tesco have already applied for planning permission