How do you know when you've mastered a good joke on this site?
When you sign into Facebook and all your friends 'Like' the exact same one.

Twitter: The place where stalkers can have supervised visits with their victims...

People who say cleaning is the most boring thing on earth clearly never read small childrens parents facebook updates.

Many scholars say English is one of the hardest languages to learn.
And it becomes more and more apparent every time I log onto Facebook.

I asked Mark Zuckerberg for advice on how to become a millionaire.
He told me to invest a billion in Facebook.

is stroking himself over Hannah Montana.
Oh! Sorry, I saw the amount of terrible jokes and thought I was on Facebook.

I now realise that creating an 'Ian Huntley Appreciation Society' group on Facebook was neither cool, funny or clever.

The new privacy settings on Facebook will inevitably lead to 3 events:
1) A rapid increase in the number of lonely males over the age of 50 joining Facebook
2) A quiet period of a few days which they spend 'finding friends'
3) A sharp decline in the number of Facebook users below the age of 16

It really annoys me when people don't have their photos on Facebook organised.
It makes finding girls' holiday photos that much more inconvenient.

Everybody is suddenly like on facebook "this is england!"
Why did the have to go and change it ? I was just getting used to sparta.

Charlotte Smith, Jenny Johnson, Clare Barlow, Rachael Skinner, Lizzy Wood and Amy Hopkins all joined the group 'Hugs from behind are the cutest'
Turns out they mean from people they know.

I'm updating my Facebook status, whether you like it or not.

I like to occasionally frape myself to fool people into thinking that I actually have friends

Just seen the facebook group "i bet females can reach 1 million before males"
This made me think, women are that desperate to beat us, all they could think of doing was joining a facebook group.
But then i decided to beat my wife into making me a huge dinner, just to make me feel more of a man.

Anyone else feel that if it wasn't for Farmville their life would have nothing to revolve around?

I just started setting up my Google+ account. I think it's cute how Google plays dumb and asks me to fill in my personal information

Random Girls Status: I'm so ugly..
First comment: You spelt attention seeking wrong..

Tagged photo's on Facebook - Just when you think no one's got any photographic evidence of your drunken behaviour the previous night, you log in to find 50 new notifications and 10 people missing from your friend list.

What's your fine?
Girls, the higher the fine, the more of a slag you are
Lads, the higher the fine, the more of a legend you are.

So Carlton Cole has been charged with improper conduct over a status update!
Sad to see really, The F.A. clearly don't respect the rules of frape!

Still waiting for "Brothelville" on Facebook...

Facebook
Kevin McGee ..thinks death is much better than life
Matt Lucas..Yeah i know
Andy does not like this

The government have refused to subsidise my farmville, so I refuse to back their war in afghanistanville.

In about 50 years from now,gravestones will read "Beloved Wife, Mother, Sister, Daughter, and Facebook friend."

Just seen the Facebook Group 'I Hate Conformity'.
Yes, because starting a group against conformity really dodges that bullet.