I like to think I'm the best at wasting paper by quite a large margin.

Add on Facebook:
"The Spartan Workout.
Learn how actors from the movie 300 gained muscle and got in shape fast, easy and free. Click here to learn more"
I'll save you the trouble, it's called CGI.

Bebo has been shut down. Tens of people will miss it.

Now that people are changing their Facebook profile pictures back from cartoon characters, I feel comfortable beating my child again without Peter Pan's judging eyes on me.

the key to a brilliant joke.
make it a group on facebook

I read in the paper that a boy of 15 committed suicide after an horrendous bullying campaign on Facebook.
Result.

Getting poked on facebook seems to be the only physical contact I get lately.

I'm going to update my Facebook status as "A tall wooden stake used to support a fence"
I'm then going to sit back and wait until someone likes my post.

Just seen a fan page on Facebook "JOIN ONLY if you were born in 1993-1994-1995-1996-1997"
Tell me, which one of you created it?

Just saw a comment on facebook that a Newcastle Utd fan made yesterday:
'I doubt it will be renamed but if it ever does it will be nowhere as near as bad as calling your ground 'The stadium of Light' lol'
I'm guessing Mike Ashley read that too and took it as a challenge.
Your move, Toon Army!

I was just reading through the 'When I was your age I was catching Pokmon not STIs' page on Facebook and I have come to the conclusion there are direct links between the two.
These are some of the names of Pokmon:
1) Lickitung
2) Krabby
3) Dewgong
4) Mankey
5) Parasect
6) Oddish
7) Jigglypuff
8) Weedle
9) Squirtle
10) Grimer
11) Muk
Sound like STI related things to me!

Nothing says I'm a fat insecure loser like posting
"feeling so down" on Facebook to try and prompt reponses like
"why what's up?"
Because if you actually wrote why your down in the first place no one would care or comment.

I think I'm going on facebook too much, I had my maths exam today and one of the questions showed a diagram and asked "What is the relationship between angle A and angle B?"
All i could think was "it's complicated."

I'm setting up a new website called 'Hermit'
Its an Anti-Social Networking Site.

Farmville isn't realistic enough. Instead of brushing a calf to make money, you should be able to raise it in a crate & then slaughter it for veal.

I've just joined the new Social Networking site where you have to upload pictures of blacks and asians set on fire. It's called Racecook.

FACEBOOK: Giving people with no real friends birthday greetings since 2004.

You know you're sad when you find yourself buying a 60 Adobe Flash Package just so that Farmville runs quicker.

Just tried that "elf yourself" application on Facebook, was rather fun, and decided to create a scenario with my three best mates dancing around.
I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they realise the other person they're dancing with is Madeleine McCann.

Face Recognition Software
The main reason Facebook isn't too fussed about pursuing the Chinese market

I think it's so great how easy it is to help charities these days.
Apparently, all I have to do is thumbs up this picture.

True ignorance is spending your Friday night on facebook, laughing at those who are online for being losers.

Regarding its site being shut down due to hackers, Twitter's bosses said: "We are defending against a denial-of-service attack, and will update status again shortly."
Presumably on Facebook.

I just saw a group on facebook called "United Against the BNP".
Of course they are, half of their players and most of their fans are foreign.

I have been posting messages to my girlfriend on Facebook all day and... Nothing.
Honestly, it's like I'm just talking to her wall.