You know you play too much Farmville when you see a tree in bloom and you think, "Someone needs to harvest that".

Proof that Facebook is run by Sickipedians: Remove your profile picture and you'll see their idea of a perfect silhouette is a white one, not a black one.

My mate has his profile pic as a Porsche.
I totally didn't know he's a Transformer.

Turns out, when your ex husband writes "Kevin McGee thinks that death is much better than life." on his facebook status, replying "Lmao" isn't the greatest idea in the world.

You know your social life is over when you tell your mates you ''cant come out tonight'' because you need to stay in and harvest your strawberries otherwise they would whither and gain you no farmcoins on Farmville.

Why did Facebook cross the road? To steal a joke from the second hand Sickipedia shop

one of my friends on facebook died today, but I've learned to look on the bright side of life.
I've always wanted to poke a dead guy.

When I see "Reveal the rest of this joke" I know there's no point reading it as it'll be too big to copy and paste in Facebook.

Everyone seen the "30000 Members And I Release Madeleine McCann!!" group on facebook?
I see a lot of people are writing this group is sick.
Now I'm not particularly hip or ghetto, but I'm pretty sure "sick" is a good thing.

My wife went off it with me for poking her on facebook.
I don't know why she was so upset.
The picture got 38 likes.

Has anyone else noticed that Madeleine McCann hasn't updated her twitter in a while?

'The sicko who made a Facebook group saying he has Maddie should be shot.'
I agree. How dare he take the credit for my hard work?

I can think of nothing better than getting your Sickipedia joke turned into a Facebook group.....

Facebook: The only place you can legally become a fan of the Holocaust.

I'm changing my twitter name to 'a young girl home tonight'.
That'll turn a few heads in the office when some bloke claims to be following me.

Girl's facebook pictures.
Giving us the floor plans to every toilet in every nightclub in the country.

I recently got invited to a facebook group, 'Treat your girl how you would treat your xbox'; I joined because it's true in so many ways.
I get bored of it after about half an hour, I hit it when it doesn't work and when a better model is available, I sell my old one to a mate.

NEWS: Gangster used Facebook in jail.
Al Capone, John Gotti and 4 others like this.

Whats better that ignoring an emo's suicidal facebook comments?
Liking them

I made a Facebook fan page for my girlfriend.
She didn't like it.

Facebook is like eavesdropping on the most boring conversation on earth.

At our 5-a-side game today I totally sent the keeper the wrong way.
I told him we were playing at home.

I was suprised to see how bad dyslexia was when I browsed the 'Dyslexic's social forum'.
Or facebook as some people call it.

I'd like to thank all the women on facebook for posting on their status where they like to keep their handbags in a pathetic attempt to try and sound dirty by saying "I like it on the kitchen table". It really made my day.
Its saved me a fortune on batteries not having to use my torch.

You know your party's going well when someone checks their Facebook half way though it.