I read the headline "Facebook Buys Instagram" and I was excited up until I found out Instagram is a photo app not a really fast drug dealer.
Just started following Cheryl Cole on Twitter.
Try and top that, restraining order.
Since twitter is down, are the world's media going to come here for quotes if someone dies? I hope so, I really do.
Nothing says 'I should get out more at the weekends' quite like appearing offline.
My wife's banned me from using facebook, after posting a picture of her to my daughters request for a cow on farmville.
"Brb" - saving awkward conversations since 1995.
According to Facebook, 57,073 people "like" Umbro.
Whats the population of Birmingham again?
ive just joined a group on facebook called
All Facebook Females Unite In One Group! {JOIN AND INVITE FEMALES ONLY!! }
as a male it was my duty to remind them they should be in the kitchen
In order to fix the current problem's with Zynga and Facebook, go to account, then account status, then ''cancel account.'' Then shut down computer, pick it up, slam it against the wall, then go outside and revert back to your previous normal life you had before Facebook and Zynga
You could say facebook is like a fridge. You know it's got nothing new, but you check it anyway.
Nothing says "I have no personality or sense of humour of my own and like to leech off the popularity of others" quite like joining Facebook fan pages
Theres some random quiz's on facebook. Just had one called 'Top 5 greatest cereals of all time'. My list was as follows:
frosties, weetabix, rice krispies, coco pops, harold shipman.
Daily Mail: "I survived facebook stabbing."
Some people clearly need to learn the difference between the words 'poke' and 'stab'.
What's white and doesn't work?
Facebook chat.
I got banned from playing poker on Facebook
Apparently you're not suppose to tell people that by pressing the F5 key on their keyboard they could see my hand.
How was I suppose to know that it refreshed your browser, therefore exiting you from the game and giving me all your chips.
Suckers.
Facebook group: 'Real men don't cheat on, lie to, or abuse woman.'
You've obviously never seen a real man.
Sky News Website reports...
Netlog-A social networking site which shows children posing in their underwear and displays their ages has been criticised by child protection campaigners...
Well its safe to say there will be no Database Latency issues on sickipedia for the foreseeable future!
I saw on Facebook before that my ex wife has liked a page that says "being a mother is the highest paid job in the world."
So I've cancelled my CSA direct debit.
I have sickipedia and facebook next to each other on my favourites and sometimes get them a bit mixed up. Now i have no friends and a warrant out for my arrest.
Just seen a facebook page saying 'Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband'
Must have been a woman who wrote it, seeing as always it is wrong.
What is a social life and where can I download one?
Be very careful meeting people on facebook, I thought I was meeting a 14 yr old girl I had groomed.
It turned out to be a 45 yr old man....
.... I strangled him anyway
Is it only me that thinks these facebook 'help stop' groups are the perfect place to test out sickipedia jokes?
Sorry Judge, but I misunderstood when facebook told me to fertilise my daughters crops.
I decided to have a spring clean on Facebook. I got rid of all the people who I secretly can't stand, or never speak to.
Five minutes later I had a phonecall from my wife, asking me why I'd deleted her.
