Just seen this facebook group ...
1 universe,
8 planets,
204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas,
6 billion people..
and
I'M STILL SINGLE
Thats probably because you think theres 8 planets in the universe...

I'm gonna be so happy to tell all my friends on Facebook I've lost a stone in just two weeks all thanks to HCG!

It looks as though Facebook are going to be sued for not letting their investors have access to some important information.
For once it looks like their privacy settings have actually worked.

I'm a bit disappointed that "The Social Network" movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene.

I know I have found a suitable young girl to target on facebook when I go on her profile and the I get the warning:
"This page contains some insecure content."

Facebook
Helping ugly people stalk their crushes since 2004.

Facebook Friend Finder: "Daniel, more friends are waiting"
I find that more creepy than inviting.

A study suggests that people who have a large amount of Facebook friends may also have certain regions of their brains which are bigger.
It`s called an enormous ego.

I thought my Facebook was broken, but it turned out I just haven't got any friends.

Is anyone else getting death threats on facebook ?

Sometimes when I read peoples facebook status, I think it would be a good idea if there was a spellchecker...
I mean, Christ.....
Lose is what Liverpool do every week.
Loose is 75% of women in Liverpool.

I just joined a group on facebook that was called KIDS v CANCER, it would seem that writing "i'm putting all my money on cancer" on the message board is not the best to get friends.

There's a new facebook game - Lover of the Day.
It's not very accurate though. There's no "sweaty sock under the bed" option.

I searched for my old P.E teacher on Facebook and found him. I added him as a friend 2 months ago but he still hasn't replied.
I only wanted to ask if he still had them polaroids of me and the boys in the showers.

Just been on Formspring.me and i apparently have a girlfriend.
Her name is Anonymous.

A lot of girls on facebook aren't giving men credit for their intelligence! "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle"... Of course you are, you're female.

How do fat people play "tag"?
They log onto Facebook.

I recently signed up to the website imdb and there's a section to allow you to add friends
If I'm on imdb discussing star trek, star wars and twilight what the chances I have friends?

My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I just hope I get custody of our kids 'At' and 'Hashtag'

I hate when people post lyrics from songs....
It makes me wanna shout! Kick my heels up and shout! Put my hands up and shout! throw my head back and shout!

I'm trying my best to shake this annoying bird who keeps tweeting me.

"If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?"
Facebook.

Makes me laugh when lads leave creepy facebook comments on girls photos..IF you really wanna get in her knickers, don't say anything, just surprise her...at night...in a park

I just went onto my farmville and their having an Irish themed week.
There's a huge cross over the potato seed, and I can now build pubs and lay decorative copses on my farm.

Facebook has started testing a system that lets people pay to make their posts more visible on other people's feeds.
Bad news for fathers of teenage girls, then.