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Was just looking through facebook and saw a Group reading 'My mind was blown when i found that OK looks like a sideways person'
I was thinking of creating a group similar to this; 'My mind was blown away when that Muslim got on the train'

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In Today's News.
Facebook accused of refusing to protect children from paedophiles.
As a 12 year old boy looking for sincere innocent friendships on the internet I am really worried.

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What's the difference between sickipedia jokes and facebook statuses?
No seriously...

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BBC News: Facebook founders wealth grows by 245%
He must get 0.1% extra every time someone clicks refresh

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Everywhere I've been today people have been wearing shirts with "#" on them.
It appears to be trending worldwide.

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I hate people on Facebook who post about how sad they are just for their friends' attention.
It makes me so sad that I just want to kill myself!

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I got A friend request on a forum by username ''Doyoulovemen69''
Didn't know what to do because my options were 'confirm' and 'not now'.

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Facebook is generally spot on when it recommends people. I do indeed know most of them.
I just really wish I didn't.

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Privacy is very important to me.
That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook.

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"If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?"
Facebook.

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Facebook - Bringing paedophiles the Names, Ages and Locations, of all the children in their neighbourhood.

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There's a group that's been around for a while on facebook - "For every 20 members, I'll give 5 to a charity in Namibia"
Group members: 6

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I keep seeing people writing on Facebook about FML.
Is Football Manager really already up to it's 2050 edition?

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Facebook administrators won't allow me to register my daughter as my wife.
Hopefully my group campaign will teach 'em...

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Two University of California, Davis students are facing charges after police say they tortured two hamsters with a cigarette lighter and posted a video of the incident on Facebook.
Richard Gere alerted authorities when he recognized the hamsters.

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Facebook group reads 'Be the man. Text me first'
A much better one would be 'You're the woman. Make me a sandwich'

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Facebook places-helping Stalkers since 2010

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Facebook: Not making me beat my child up since December, 2010.

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My wife is annoyed that I keep poking other girls on Facebook.
In our bed.

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A Facebook status Is like a marriage, you hope yours will do well but when it doesn't you get rid of it

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War's breaking out. There's constant threat of terrorism. Mother Nature is destroying countries. There's a possibillity of the world ending next year.. What have these all got in common?
None of them upset or anger the British community more than the new Facebook layout.

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I Keep getting threatening messages off someone on facebook called "Scrumpy Jack"!!
I hate cider bullies!!

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Facebook isn't the only place I poke under-aged children.

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Facebook now lets you put a star on the friends you want to follow more closely. I was going to do this but realised that's what hitler did.

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Recent clinical studies estimate that 9% of all Facebook accounts are fake.
unless you start counting people's personalities, then that number climbs to 91%.