Apparently, 32% of women believe it is possible to communicate with the dead. So don't bother trying to kill yourself guys, she'll still be rabbiting on .... !

CBS: 41% of drivers admit to having fallen asleep at some point
Either people are lying or 59% of drivers are insomniacs

Statistically, 2 out of 1 people are siamese twins.

Did you know that 50% of people with Split Personality Disorder are just normal people?

2 out of 5 people are irrational.

It's scary that 50% of all marriages are now ending in divorce.
It's even scarier that the other 50% of marriages last forever.

Statistically, 6/9 sikipedians are perverts.

Statistically , 51% of the population can't drive ;
...according to the other 49%

95% of items that get thrown into my bin are sticky tissues
The other 5% is made up from girls' feelings, thoughts and opinions.

I saw people drinking coffee in the service station at 2am.
Do they not read road safety campaigns?
1/5 of accidents are caused by people falling asleep at the wheel.
That means 4/5 are caused by people staying awake.
Theyre the real killers.

A lady on a train was reading a newspaper article about Life And Death Statistics.
Fascinated, she turned to the man sitting next to her and said, "did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"
"Really?" he said, "have you tried mouthwash?"

Hit me at 40 and there's an 80% I'll die. Hit me at 30 and there's an 80% chance I'll live.
I wonder how many kids they killed to get those statistics.

Statistics are a bit like mini-skirts - they give you ideas but hide the most important thing.

9 out of 10 doctors agree that 10% of people with PhDs love to contradict their colleagues.

Research shows that men speak 25,000 words a day and a women speaks 30,000 a day.
The problem is, after the husband comes home from work having consumed his 25,000 words the wife starts her 30,000.

Statistically, four in every five dolls are Russian.

79% of accidents happen in the home. Finally, good news for the homeless.

Statistics show that most Siamese twins are up for a threesome.

According to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten

Statistically only 50% of a tiger actually works.
But wait there's more.
That half doesn't have any friends.

Statisticly 60% of people end up in the bins outside after liposuction.

A recent survey states that the average UK citizen is less likely to perform the polite gesture of holding open a door for a stranger than 30 years ago.
I suspect the introduction of automatic doors around 30 years ago is partly responsible for the shocking lack of respect displayed by this generation.

Statistically, two out of three little pigs will use inferior building materials to construct their houses.

In a recent survey, 100% of blackmail victims believe blackmail should be legal.

30% of people don't believe TV advertising.
The other 70% said their cats preferred Whiskas.