Are you lazy?
Well, Statistically 3,732,473,619 people don't bother reading that number.

Statistically, 365 out of 365 days of the year are taken up with the 'one-day-only-DFS-sale"

9 out of 10 people agree that one person will always disagree with the other 9.

A recent study revealed a way to make fat girls appear more appealing to men.
It's called a diet.

Statistically 9 out of 10 people are getting bored of the 'theres an app for that' jokes

A recent survey found that 97% of people wouldn't take part in a survey...

A report published by the Children's Society today shows that 4/10 disabled children in the UK are living in poverty.
I think that is disgusting, and is proof of everything that is wrong in this country.
That fraction could have been simplified to 2/5.

Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.

At my last job interview, I told my interviewer that I plan to give 110%.
Unfortunately, I was applying to be a statistician.

A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill.
The same poll found that 43 percent of Americans hate pelicans.

Apparently, 3.5 out of 7 people overcomplicate things.

Statistically, 13 out of 13 triskaidekaphobics will be scared of this joke.

I am looking for 8 volunteers to help me find Cheryl Cole, to test a statistical hypothesis.

Statistically, two out of every one Iranian will vote for this.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 dyslexics enjoy a 'pear'.