I was watching BBC NEWS this morning and one of the main headlines was how the Olympic flag has reached Brazil for preparation of the 2016 Olympics.
As the Team GB athletes stood on the steps of the plane, I thought to myself...
"We all have so much honor for our home nation!"
The plane was Air France.

Old proverb: Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

With fan's expectations being lowered for England this summer, a lot of pressure has been lifted off the team.
Meaning expectations are now higher than ever.

I've lost more friends on Facebook than I have in real life.

People with time machines need to stop living in the past.

You don't understand the superiority theory like I do.

I want to set up my own business selling kites.
But I just can't seem to get it off the ground.

Define irony ?
Small doors at McDonald's.

BBC Magazine: How to strengthen your willpower
If only I could be bothered to read it.

My wife has just sent 6000 on a new motorcycle for me as a suprise gift.I was speechless so I rushed off to the shops straight away and bought her a lovely new steam iron.You can't do enough for a good woman.

A squad of over 20 Republic of Ireland Players are expected in Dublin airport today, to welcome home the Irish supporters.

Spray painted 'irony' on the back of my wifes smart car.
She shouldn't have called me pathetic.

It's a bit ironic that my breast implant clinic has gone bust.

Ironically my wife welcomed me with open arms after losing all her limbs in a car crash.

to be or not to be?............. I hate chosing pencils

I hope for Cher Lloyd's sake that shaving off half her hair managed to sort her nit problem. Would be a shame otherwise.

BBC News: Georgia Varley dies in Liverpool railway station fall.
"When our paramedics arrived they realised that there was nothing that could be done for the girl," she said.
Has anyone got a sewing kit and some glue?

I love the sense of irony that we have in Britain although it does have one unfortunate drawback.
Cher Lloyd now has a number one single.

Irony - Gabrielle's name is spelt with one I

Isn't it funny how the dwarf actors never get to play the big roles?

Don't you hate it when people ask questions and don't expect an answer?

Just imagine the irony of having a dentist on The Jeremy Kyle Show.

Anyone else think its ironic that the ghanian football team is nicknamed the 'black stars'?

The local sewage works blew up and all the waste scattered over the local swimming baths.
Ironically the customers are greeted by a sign which now reads swim in poo.

How ironic. The moment a girl says "do wathever you want to me" is the exact same moment she makes the only thing I want impossible to do.
Rape her.