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The next greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist, blindfold!

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My girlfriend's definitely going to leave me because of my pessimism.

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The BRIT Awards - More mime's than Covent Garden

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Who fancies a contest to see who can get banned from Britology.com the quickest?

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You know you've got a problem when your second kid starts walking before your first.

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A true friend stabs you in the front.

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Anyone else find it ironic that it's Hans Christian rsted's birthday.

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How long do you have to be on failblog before life simply becomes "abortion fail?"

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I saw a book the other day by the famous British historian Guy Chapman, or as his friends liked to call him, Person Person Person.

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Who else knows when they've been beaten?
Then gets up and wipes.

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How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

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I once applied to be a male stripper.
They put me on their shortlist

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Rhubarb is for fools.

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Ive got that many train sets I've lost track.

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I've got a lovely recipe for a fish stew made with pollock and dog fish. It's the dog's pollocks.

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Summer should get a ticket for speeding.

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Lesbians are just in it for the the crack

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When chemists do it, they do it on a table... Periodically.

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I was giving blood at my local health centre the other day when in walked an Orc
"Are you giving blood as well?" I asked
"No" he replied "...I've got too much Haemogoblin"

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I was a whisker away from winning 'Beard of the Year' recently.

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Girls that are afraid of the dark.
That's a turn off.

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There's no getting away from it, stalking's here to stay.

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Until they invented the other side of velcro, it never caught on.

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I use to work in a glue factory but i didnt stick with it

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Wonder if there's a euphemism for a 'euphemism'?