I asked 100 people in the streets of London what one thing annoys them most.
85% said "Pointless surveys."

Statistically, 1 in 3 burglars...
is an eBay PowerSeller.

1/3 people slip maths into everyday conversation.

Statistically 2 in 1 people prefer Spit-Roasts.

I was one of the 500,000 people at Woodstock back in '69
Lucky I went too, otherwise there would only have been 499,999.

Figures released today say the amount of 11-15 years year olds who had tried alcohol fell from 51% to 46%..... Figures also out today say that the amount of 11-15 year olds telling lies rose from 46% to 51%

I exaggerate at least once or twice a day.

How many White people does it take to start a riot?
We may never know!!

85% of Sickipedians will think this statistic is made up.

I'm not sure if I have a low IQ or am just really bad at reading the score.

Actually, i`m well aware of that statistic.
Trouble is, my wife would be 1 of the 9..

If you laid all the politicians head to foot around the world, most would drown, some would get run over and a few woiuld get eaten by lions. Makes you think, doesn't it.

So the Olympics are over and now it's time for a bunch of spastics to run around trying to entertain live on TV every night...
Yep, Big Brother is back.

Statistically, 2 out of 3 people wonder where the 3rd person is.

Statistically speaking there are no women on the internet.
If you're a man then you're a man,
If you're a woman then you,re a man,
and if you are a child you are the FBI.

A recent study has shown that 100% of people in favour of birth control...
Have already been born.

Statistically 1/3 of people don't agree with the other 2/3.

Recent studies have proven that children under the age of 16 are most likely to be the victims of child molestation

Over estimating works 99% of the time.

I rate myself 7:3 on my understanding of statistics.

Recent research suggest between 0% and 100% of statistics are useless due to inadequate research

Statically 9 out of 10 people enjoy stealing the first part of other peoples jokes.

From Last.fm:
My Chemical Romance at Seattle, United States.
"1 person attended."
You just have to laugh at that.

I'm right 97% of the time, so who cares about the other 4%?

100% of divorces are caused by marriage.