Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Social Networks Joke

Farmville:
Making the lives of pathetic, sad, lonely people that little bit sadder since 2009.

Sarcasm Joke

"Jo Yeates' body was missing sock."
And, more importantly, a pulse.

Wordplay Joke

My girlfriend has been sat staring at an empty can of Pepsi for an hour wondering when she is going to get her free sugar.

Wordplay Joke

My friend's mum was a wrestler, and she gave birth to him during a match.
He was born out of headlock.

Wordplay Joke

"Worker dies in Forth Bridge fall"
I'm just amazed he survived the first three.