When I was younger my parents kept saying I was going nowhere in life.
I sure showed them when I served them chips at McDonalds.
My girlfriend told me that she has never wrote a car off.
She must have done, she told me by text.
'Man holds hostages because of HGV License'.
Wow-The HGV Test has changed since i took it.
My jokes are a lot like the Queen it's just waiting to be buried by a racist.
I've just been crowned "World Champion Liar"
