Apple are developing new technology that will be able to drive public transport and do everyday jobs, leaving thousands of people unemployed.
The iMmigrant.

MSN News : 'Post-Mortems To Take Place On Flat Children'.
What's the point, they were obviously squashed.

So, Team GB keep dropping the baton in the relay race.
We should have got the police to run for us, their great at beating a bunch of darkies with batons.

My mate was crying because he spilled his beer
I told him to suck it up

I hate reverse Pshychology...
Or do i?