My mates dared me to pull a girl named Gail last night.
It was a breeze.
My girlfriend had her first baby scan in Liverpool today,
The Doctor said it was ultra sound.
Street smarts is just a word dumb people use when they wanna use the word smart to describe themselves
So, childhood obesity is on the rise.
It not all doom and gloom , paedophilia levels must have decreased.
Women, we don't want to put ourselves in your shoes,
We want to put our hands in your knickers.