My wife has left me because I keep getting my phrases mixed up.
Oh well plenty more fish out of water.
I was caught fingering a bird in a cupboard at my club and chucked out
..... Looking back it probaly was against RSPB rules
Right then mr obama, I want my $25 million reward. Whats that, you dont recall the conversation we had? I distinctly remember telling you the where abouts of bin laden. Oh the evidence?? I disposed of it in the sea.
I will solve my procrastination issues; just wait and see.
A light year.
Just like a regular year, but with fewer calories