Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

Hollandaise is widely regarded as the Queen of Sauces.
It never reigns but it pours.

Wordplay Joke

SKY NEWS- Take that Gigs: Drunk Women Spark A&E Surge
Personaly, I dont see how this would affect him.

Shopping Joke

Because you are too proud to shop at Primark but too poor to buy clothes at Top Shop.

Wordplay Joke

For a joke, a friend of mine sprayed me with a liquid that turned quickly turned into a vapour that was dangerous to inhale.
I was fuming.

Statistics Joke

Its been announced that 1/9 people in the UK have no qualifications
I'm guessing that'll be the people under 16