Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

My mates dared me to pull a girl named Gail last night.
It was a breeze.

Wordplay Joke

My girlfriend had her first baby scan in Liverpool today,
The Doctor said it was ultra sound.

Wordplay Joke

Street smarts is just a word dumb people use when they wanna use the word smart to describe themselves

Children Joke

So, childhood obesity is on the rise.
It not all doom and gloom , paedophilia levels must have decreased.

Sayings Joke

Women, we don't want to put ourselves in your shoes,
We want to put our hands in your knickers.