Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Communication Joke

Just got my best mate, my dog a cell phone plan.
It comes with roll-over minutes.

Misunderstanding Joke

Me and the lads were on a night out. Steve was dressed as Spiderman, Dave came as Buzz Lightyear, Joe was a Smurf, and I came in a flowing satin and embroidered ball gown.
"So, what you come as?" they asked.
"I was going to say the same to you. The email clearly stated that the theme was fancy dress!"

Wordplay Joke

If I had a penny for every time I got mugged.

Children Joke

BBC News: 'Parenting style strongly affects drinking'
That's odd - because I find drinking strongly affects my parenting style...

Internet Joke

It was the funeral of the wife's mother yesterday.
At the graveside I broke down in tears.
"Thought you didn't like her?" the wife whispered.
"I didn't. But seeing her being buried reminds me of what happens to most of my jokes".