Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Shopping Joke

Wouldn't it be funny if ASDA lost the price comparison test on the 52nd week?

Mythical Joke

Vampires suck

Stupid Joke

Playing Chinese Whispers at the Town Cryer's convention was doomed from the outset.

Stupid Joke

Flying back from America the other day and they were showing some awful in flight movie.
It was so bad, six people walked out.

Wordplay Joke

I need to stop drink-driving.
I accidentally Smacked another golfer in the face with my club today.