Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Stupid Joke

I'd hate to be in my father's shoes right now. He's already wearing them, so it'd be uncomfortable.

Stupid Joke

My wife was furious that I caught her swimming naked last night.
Apparently I shouldn't use my fishing net in the pool.

Wordplay Joke

Just witnessed my mate masturbating over broken bricks and stones.
Thought it was a bit odd
Then I remembered he had said he was always saying he was into a bit of hardcore.

Advice Joke

My Dad was a great man, the many lessons he taught me, while harsh at the time really helped build character. For example, a Protection-spec warrior or paladin makes an ideal tank.

Wordplay Joke

There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk.
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