Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

I've written a book on how to cut onions with a chainsaw.
It's pretty dicey.

Advice Joke

Guys, fool your mates into thinking you have a girlfriend by moving the toilet roll to under your bed, instead of leaving it at your computer desk.

Wordplay Joke

I went to get my body waxed yesterday, they did a really bad job.
Oh well I should have gone to pecshavers.

Irony Joke

Ironically, the further forward you move the car seat because you're short, the taller you have to be to reach the seatbelt

Wordplay Joke

I discovered a clowns arm on the beach today. I found this humerus.