Are these bulbs heavy?
No
Must be light bulbs then!
Steve Jobs is going to be buried, there's a gap for that
I renewed my drivers license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica.
At the airport they asked me if anybody I didn't know gave me anything.
Even the people I know don't give me anything.
I got a big cash bonus at work today.
My boss dropped his wallet.
