Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Children Joke

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
Sadly this is a fact and not a legal loophole.

Food and Drinks Joke

I've just decided to boycott Tesco, I found out that they sell fruit that has been picked in a war torn country and used to fund illegal activities.
They've even got the nerve to boast about it on the packet: Blood Oranges.

Children Joke

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

Sarcasm Joke

My mum's just told me 'this is not a hotel'. I was like 'I know. I've been into the bathroom. I've seen how big the shampoo bottles are'.

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