Next week i'm going to Italy for 3 months.
I'm not sure whereabouts though.
Probably just Turin about.
Throughout the recession it has warmed my heart to know that I've been able
to do so much to help keep Shelter in business.
It's not all bad being a bailiff.
My boss once told me, "Don't dress for the job you have, but for the job you want".
Which makes you wonder why he fired me for coming in dressed as a Mexican wrestler
I hated it in prison, I used to get beaten everyday.
Turns out I'm rubbish at Playstation games.
I don't see why everyone's going crazy over a jubilee.
I always hated her in X-Men.