Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Stupid Joke

When I was younger my parents kept saying I was going nowhere in life.
I sure showed them when I served them chips at McDonalds.

Wordplay Joke

My girlfriend told me that she has never wrote a car off.
She must have done, she told me by text.

Wordplay Joke

'Man holds hostages because of HGV License'.
Wow-The HGV Test has changed since i took it.

Joke Joke

My jokes are a lot like the Queen it's just waiting to be buried by a racist.

Wordplay Joke

I've just been crowned "World Champion Liar"