Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

I hold my cup like a mug.

One Liners Joke

All generalisations are false

Puns Joke

I text my mate the other day asking him who his favourite composer is.
Surprisingly, he didn't text Bach.

Wordplay Joke

I used to be a member of the Robust Neckwear Society.
I still have strong ties with the group.

Professions Joke

I got a doctors examination the other day and he wanted to test my flexibility.
He asked if I was available next Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.