You know that modern day life is bad when they make a movie about Facebook......

Yahoo News Vietnam: "9 friends die at New Year party"
We all know they're behind the times, but reporting New Year stuff in February is hardly finger-on-the-pulse journalism.

Apparently I have made 144 mistakes at work this past year and they said enough was enough,
I got fired for gross negligence..

My mouth connects at both ends.
Smiles all round.

My mate bought an old tranny van today...
It used to be a woman.