If you murder a murderer do you become a murdererer?
My wife has just texted me asking me to 'do her' tonight.
I'm not looking forward to it, I'm useless at impressions.
There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk.
Why is that when a group of kittens are born they are called a litter?
I don't put them all in the bin, sometimes I keep one.
I've recently opened a new pub.
With the vast amount of alcoholics in my area, I've decided to call it The Stumble Inn.