Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

Next week i'm going to Italy for 3 months.
I'm not sure whereabouts though.
Probably just Turin about.

Professions Joke

Throughout the recession it has warmed my heart to know that I've been able
to do so much to help keep Shelter in business.
It's not all bad being a bailiff.

Fired From Job

My boss once told me, "Don't dress for the job you have, but for the job you want".
Which makes you wonder why he fired me for coming in dressed as a Mexican wrestler

Joke Joke

I hated it in prison, I used to get beaten everyday.
Turns out I'm rubbish at Playstation games.

Wordplay Joke

I don't see why everyone's going crazy over a jubilee.
I always hated her in X-Men.