"Waiter, This coffee tastes like mud."
"Well sir, it is fresh ground."
What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?
What's grey and can't climb trees?
A car park.
I thought I'd see what all the fuss is about, and try snorting some 'bath salts' to get high.
All that happened was I got myself kicked out of The Body Shop.
An obnoxious American told me how proud he was to be living in a free country.
I told him you get what you pay for.