When I thought of this joke I was swimming.
It was a Stroke of genius.
I was at an old school acid house revival night last weekend when a journalist came up to me and said, "What, in your opinion, was the best thing about the eighties?"
"Actually", I replied, "I think you'll find I've only taken six."
I was sacked from my job working for Samsung today, all because I was selling the latest tablets.
Apparently its not permitted to sell drugs on the shop premises.
I've decided to write a Mr Men book in honour of my unwanted daughter.
Little Miss Take
There I was, thinking Wretch 32 had legitimately sampled the song 'Fool's Gold' By The Stone Roses; even that made me angry.
Imagine my utter disgust when I discovered he Pyrited it.