Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

Apple are developing new technology that will be able to drive public transport and do everyday jobs, leaving thousands of people unemployed.
The iMmigrant.

Wordplay Joke

MSN News : 'Post-Mortems To Take Place On Flat Children'.
What's the point, they were obviously squashed.

Professions Joke

So, Team GB keep dropping the baton in the relay race.
We should have got the police to run for us, their great at beating a bunch of darkies with batons.

Puns Joke

My mate was crying because he spilled his beer
I told him to suck it up

Wordplay Joke

I hate reverse Pshychology...
Or do i?