Wouldn't it be funny if ASDA lost the price comparison test on the 52nd week?
Vampires suck
Playing Chinese Whispers at the Town Cryer's convention was doomed from the outset.
Flying back from America the other day and they were showing some awful in flight movie.
It was so bad, six people walked out.
I need to stop drink-driving.
I accidentally Smacked another golfer in the face with my club today.
