When you bust open a packet of soothers suddenly everyone has a bad throat

I lost a Hand to a Crocodile,
With its beady eyes, it had a formiddible poker face.

In this weeks FHM, "Ricky Gervais and Chris Rock teach you how to be funny".
Next months edition will feature Emile Heskey's tips on how to put the ball in the back of the net.

Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.

A lot of Asians got a bit carried away with that Tsunami