Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

Hollandaise is widely regarded as the Queen of Sauces.
It never reigns but it pours.

Wordplay Joke

SKY NEWS- Take that Gigs: Drunk Women Spark A&E Surge
Personaly, I dont see how this would affect him.

Shopping Joke

MATALAN.
Because you are too proud to shop at Primark but too poor to buy clothes at Top Shop.

Wordplay Joke

For a joke, a friend of mine sprayed me with a liquid that turned quickly turned into a vapour that was dangerous to inhale.
I was fuming.

Statistics Joke

Its been announced that 1/9 people in the UK have no qualifications
I'm guessing that'll be the people under 16