I'm experiencing that 'lovely warm feeling inside' you get when you've done a selfless good deed for someone.
I gave up a whole day to help my mate drink his litre bottle of Brandy.

Taking The Sun's
England
Algeria
Slovenia
Yanks
formula.
How about the tournament of love for the final four?
Holland
Uruguay
Germany
Spain
Alternatively, the tournament of hate.
Germany
Uruguay
Netherlands
Spain
Either way, it ends in pain!

I've hired my wife a plane for the day.
She's got 24 hours to fix that table now.

Nestle are launching a new Arabica coffee with David Cameron advertising the drink...
Nestle says there are similarities between the two.
"One is a rich blend, the other is a rich bell-end," a spokesman said.

The best job in the world is a bomb disposal expert.
When you think about it you will never remember having a bad day.