They say that all roads lead to Rome.
Imagine my disappointment when I tried to take a shortcut on the M25.

I invented the upside down house.
It's now a top cellar.

My mate was stressing about his psychology exam.
I told him it's all in the head.

The phrase " If you love someone you let them go, and if it was meant to be it comes back" doesn't apply when holding your newborn baby, i recently found out.

How do you make a fruit cordial?
Compliment his shoes.