If you ever buy one of those knives off the shopping channel that can cut a tin can in half, don't test it out on a spray paint can. Been cleaning the kitchen for 6 months.
Well, the wife has.
I fully endorse the roll out of the new 'Bullet Trains', which will run from Kent to London.
Personally, I believe dodging AK-47 shots should make the commute to work far less dull.
What does Britanny Murphy and most of my jokes on here have in common? They'll all get buried before christmas.
I have a question for all you French who think no one should be allowed to wear a veil at work.
...what about bee keepers?
I've found that Russians are quite volga.