I'd hate to be in my father's shoes right now. He's already wearing them, so it'd be uncomfortable.
My wife was furious that I caught her swimming naked last night.
Apparently I shouldn't use my fishing net in the pool.
Just witnessed my mate masturbating over broken bricks and stones.
Thought it was a bit odd
Then I remembered he had said he was always saying he was into a bit of hardcore.
My Dad was a great man, the many lessons he taught me, while harsh at the time really helped build character. For example, a Protection-spec warrior or paladin makes an ideal tank.
There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk.