Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Irony Joke

Prince Charles has complained that modern people are far too materialistic. I wonder which of his palaces he was sat in when he thought that one up.

Animals Insects Joke

A two-year-old American boy has been killed by pitbulls after opening his garage door for them. Understandably, the world is shocked, and asking itself the same question: how on earth did a two-year-old open a garage door?

Internet Joke

Egypt has responded to hundreds of thousands of protesters by shutting down the internet.
Listen, if you want people to stay home and do nothing, turn the internet back on.

Wordplay Joke

My mate dropped a box of Italian pastries on the floor.
I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.

Calendar Joke

I was driving the other day, when I saw a milkmaid in the street.
So I decided to Flora.