If you murder a murderer do you become a murdererer?

My wife has just texted me asking me to 'do her' tonight.
I'm not looking forward to it, I'm useless at impressions.

There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk.
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Why is that when a group of kittens are born they are called a litter?
I don't put them all in the bin, sometimes I keep one.

I've recently opened a new pub.
With the vast amount of alcoholics in my area, I've decided to call it The Stumble Inn.