I honestly don't know why everyone is making such a fuss about their relationship. Mine is a walk in the park. Admittedly with a dog, but a walk in the park nonetheless.

Cannibalism. Putting the "EAT" in "DEATH".

I recently dislocated my hip playing rugby, and when i went to the hospital the doctor told me he would have to do some complicated and extensive surgery to fix the problem. But it turns out he was just pulling my leg

Regarding its site being shut down due to hackers, Twitter's bosses said: "We are defending against a denial-of-service attack, and will update status again shortly."
Presumably on Facebook.

My dad said hes sick of spending time on the canvas.
He's not an artist, hes Audley Harrison