Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Food and Drinks Joke

I was delighted with my wife's reaction after she tasted the lovely biscuits I'd cooked her.
I knew she was allergic to nuts.

Sayings Joke

My Korean mate was going to cook his wife a surprise birthday dinner.
But someone let the cat out of the bag.

Charity Joke

Co-op fair trade chocolate is made up of 93% fairtrade ingredients.
Do they make their profit from ripping off the other 7%?

Childish Joke

After watching the news coverage from the murder scene of Ashleigh Hall, it`s no wonder the guy who killed her got caught so quickly!
I mean, why hide the body in a tent?

Wordplay Joke

Liverpool F.C. looking to sign a hot prospect this summer that suits them and represents their city very well.
Robin Nans Pursie