My mate wanted me to help him when he abseiled for charity.
I had to let him down.
I just watched a TV ad for Old Jamaica Ginger Beer that said "You can't beat an Old Jamaican".
Challenge accepted.
If I'd have picked 6 different numbers I would have won the lottery last night.
Couldn't believe it.
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma
Stuart Donnelly, Britain's youngest lottery winner has died.
His number was up.
