'Out with the old and in with the new' has always been one of my mottos in life.
And that's why there's about 64 dead elderly patients in the grounds of my nursing home.

I sat down with my young son today to introduce him to news programmes, you know educate him from an early age. The bright colours and the simple language are really useful for him.
I'm glad we have programmes like ITV news for our kids.

Doctor, Doctor,
My left arm's not right

These last few weeks, I've been eating healthily and getting a lot of exercise, so I'm going to need some serious retoxing.

Hate ruining shoes,
It's sole destroying.