Never be proud of your choices.
Your wife is one of them.
Did you know that when you close your eyes in front of a mirror you have no reflection.
My girlfriend told me to turn on the TV last night...
I took off my shirt and started rubbing my nipples.
I'm off camping later. Anyone know where I can get a pink feather boa?
I've heard its good to write a song about the person closest to you.. So the next one will be about my neighbour
