My pretentious new girlfriend took me down to her film club last night.
I think I was a little out of my depth.
They were all juxtaposition this and narrative that and how they adore the use of subtext.
Then I was asked, "And do you have a favourite indie film?"
"Err, Temple of Doom?"

I recently dated a recluse, but I had to end it. I just couldn't see us going anywhere.....

I love children in need.
...What charity appeal?

Better late than never. Period.

A guy at work said he was the Great Grandson of Albert Einstein.
I asked him to explain his theory of relativity.