I've just pulled off the mischievous act of putting a pickled flower bud in my mates dinner.
It was a caper.

What is the difference between a market trader and a sausage dog?? A market trader bawls out his wears on the pavement..

I've been teaching my little girl to ride a bike, Today I took the stabilisers off.
She sped along the pavement, clipped the neighbours car, went straight through our hedge and hit the garage door.
I thought it was a disaster but the wife called it a successful parking manoeuvre.

I was knocking one out at work today when I thought to myself "I hate my job as an anaesthetist"

I called my first son 'Junior'.
Junior called his son 'Junior Junior'
Junior Junior called his son 'Junior Junior Junior'
Junior Junior Junior called his son 'Junior Junior Junior Junior'
Junior Junior Junior Junior called his son 'Junior Junior Junior Junior Junior'
And do you know what it made me think?
Shouldn't I be dead by now.