I was in this club last night when a beautiful blonde girl asked me for my number.
So I gave her the ticket and she got me my coat.

I was flying my light aircraft when I encountered engine trouble. I had to ditch in a lake.
I was really worried at first but it was plane sailing really.

I saw a WPC wearing suspenders in a traffic jam. I asked her, "What's the hold up?"

If u call a city Bombay what do u expect?

I just tried cancelling my job interview with a company that makes straight jackets.
But I couldn't get out of it.