I was standing with my soon to be ex wife when my lawyer handed me our divorce papers and I asked. " is that it done then?"
"No." He replied. " It's not over 'til the fat lady signs."

BBC News: One in five say Obama, muslim.
The other four thinks he should put on weight to become a true American.

Inventing upper case letters was a capital idea.

What do you call a Mexican Child Abuser?
A Pedrophile

If Benitez asked his Liverpool squad to push pineapples and shake a tree, what would Agger do?