Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Joke Joke

I guess its ok to leave baby in the corner now.

Puns Joke

My mate said the drink I bought him tasted funny.
It was a cheap shot.

Calendar Joke

People are going on about how the date 10/10/10 only comes once in 100 years.... umm doesn't the date 9/10/10 or 11/10/10 also only come once every 100 years?

Wordplay Joke

A woman walks up to a handsome man in a nightclub and shouts: 'Fat penguin!'
'Pardon?' he says, looking bemused.
'Sorry,' she replies. 'I was just trying to think of something that would break the ice.'

Wordplay Joke

The wife asked me today what I saw in her.
I told her to shut up and keep still until I'd finished taking the x-ray.