Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Sayings Joke

My heart goes out to people waiting for organ donations.

Work Joke

I did try to make it in the topiary industry
I just couldn't cut it.

Food and Drinks Joke

I just bought a dark chocolate Mars bar,
It helps you rest and play.

Sayings Joke

1. There's more than one way to skin a cat.
2. A cat has nine lives.
During an experiment to find out if number 1 is true, I proved that number 2 is false.

Wordplay Joke

The doctor told me that I have developed facial leprosy and that I would probably lose my sight.
I cried my eyes out.