Top 5 Jokes of the Day

Wordplay Joke

My mate just asked me what my pulse rate was.
"70 pence for a tin of kidney beans." I replied.

Stupid Joke

I was trying to sell my digital camera online when someone asked me to upload a picture of it
How?!

Food and Drinks Joke

My girlfriend said baked potatoes would be healthier for me than cakes.
We'll see. I'm just icing the potato now.

Puns Joke

Hmm... Revising...
There's quite a bit to learn in Biology...
But that's life, I guess...

Stupid Joke

I can't believe how stupid that Post Office clerk was.
He said that my parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it.
Like that's going to make it lighter.