I saw a young lamb in a field having a cardiac arrest.
So I gave it Sheepy-R.

It's cruel that people make fun of the way Stephen Hawking talks.
I use one of those voice boxes myself and can synthesize with him.

Sickipedia's server
About as stable as Heather Mills with termites
(The first few times I tried posting this, I got the 'lost connection to the database' error. I think i've made my point.)

`Have you seen the backside on that ?' I shouted, while watching the mobius strip.

Since I started working from home ... I have never missed a day