'Pritt' don't make a very good lip balm.
But I can't complain

I just spent an absolute fortune on books advising me on how to save money...

The guy who invented the tv remote died today. They found his body down the back of his sofa.

My friend told me he loved homemade gifts for christmas..
Excitedly, I asked "which one of my kids do you want?"

What happens if you take a metal detector through another, bigger metal detector? Do they cancel each other out or does the universe just collapse on itself as they are two unities that shouldn't ever touch